QuarterMaster's Stores

The QuarterMaster's Stores

    There were crew, crew, drinking Irn Brew,
    In the stores, in the stores
    There were crew, crew, drinking Irn Brew,
    In the Quartermaster's stores

    My eyes are dim, I cannot see
    I have not brought my specs with me
    I have not brought my specs with me

       repeat ad infinitum replacing first verse with other things
       (generally anyone and everyone that is around or known to you.)

Words and music written by Elton Box, Desmond Cox and Burt Read.