Blame Canada
SHEILA: Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse,
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse!
SHARON: Should we blame the government?
LIANE: Or blame society?
DADS: Or should we blame the images on TV?
SHEILA: No, blame Canada!
ALL: Blame Canada!
SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies!
ALL: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
SHEILA: We need to form a full assault.
ALL: It's Canada's fault!
SHARON: Don't blame me
For my son Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon,
And now he's off to join the Klan!
LIANE: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him
He tells me to fuck myself!
SHEILA: Well, blame Canada!
ALL: Blame Canada!
SHEILA: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along.
ALL: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
SOME GUY: They're not even a real country anyway.
MS. MCCORMICK: My son could've been a doctor
Or a lawyer, it's true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy
On a barbecue.
ALL: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
SHEILA: Heck no!
ALL: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo,
LIANE: And that bitch Anne Murray too.
ALL: Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop,
The trash we must smash,
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone.
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before someone thinks of blaming us!
by MAC (Mothers Against Canada)
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