The Quotes Monkeys
Welcome to the MUGSS quotes page from the three monkeys.
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Recent quotes:
| Andrew |
I bet you're a good tosser |
| When discussing pancake day |
Quoted on Monday 15th February 2010 |
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| Will |
I'm telling you, the most practical use of trigonometry is crazy golf |
| Quoted on Monday 15th June 2009 |
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| Malte |
When I was having sex with 2 girls behind the bush I went too fast. That's why we need Dan. |
| Quoted on Friday 27th February 2009 |
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| Audience Member |
You've lived in Manchester 8 years and you've never heard of MUGSS?! |
| Overheard at the bar during the interval |
Quoted on Sunday 22nd February 2009 |
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| Malte |
He's inviring you into his sanctum |
| Alison |
And by "sanctum" you mean "rectum" |
| Quoted on Sunday 22nd February 2009 |
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| Malte |
Remember the fisting! |
| Pre 'Ring Forth' |
Quoted on Friday 20th February 2009 |
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| Will |
if you put 2 moles in 2 buckets, there'll only be one in the morning. |
| Quoted on Tuesday 17th February 2009 |
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| Dan |
Does anyone else want their parts bashed? |
| Quoted on Thursday 20th November 2008 |
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| Katherine |
Just think of Gok |
| Mags |
Just smile and think of cock, anyone?! |
| Whilst getting naked |
Quoted on Sunday 16th November 2008 |
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| Jen |
Just open your mouth and look surprisede |
| To Powell |
Quoted on Sunday 16th November 2008 |
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