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Kathy John, I think you count as a tranny when you're dressed as a woman.
   
Mags DYKE! ... I love Eurovision.
   
Eurovision entry Why ain't nobody loving me
Leila Because you have bad grammar, which indicates venereal disease
   
John G. I think I have a something coming in my throat.
   
audience member I bet you ten million quid that guy is gay.
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Damion I would actually have sex with your head. [pause] I believe that's called a blowjob.
To Paul O
   
Mags I have pictures of my brains...
Charlotte Really, all of them?
Watching 50 First Dates
   
lia i'm sure he was just up and coming
talkig about whether heath ledger ever made any porn films
   
Lucy I had your name tattooed on my breast, don't make it be a waste of money.....Actually, Sam's a pretty common name, it'll be alright.
On the phone to addison
   
Mags Ok Charlotte, you take her bra off
Adjusting Lucy
   

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