Finish the quote?

Can you finish the below quotes?

I couldn't be bothered... ...been upgraded to artistic.
 ...lot less!"
 ...so many times already tonight!
 ...thorax on my notice board
 ...I was boning you...
 ...
 ...between her legs
 ...and it was really smooth

Mine would have the... ...back entrance there
 ...my knickers yet?
 ...their parts bashed?
 ..."turning G&S in their grave"
 ...good tosser
 ...you'll only get the finger!
 ...harder, even harder and Basingstoke!
 ...with a penis?

I have no spatial... ...back entrance there
 ...until I hear the bang
 ...be juicy
 ...you're dressed as a woman.
 ...feel very Jewish.
 ...of MFI!
 ...this!
 ...with a penis?

I didn't think the... ...Ben"
 ..."turning G&S in their grave"
 ...the mugss but they did...
 ...fish!
 ...at your crotch!
 ...
 ...the bedroom
 ...up and coming

Are you ready to... ...been upgraded to artistic.
 ...my knickers yet?
 ...a hat to my knee
 ...as the Mikado of Japan!
 ...want to suck on that
 ...her bra off
 ...to do with a lollipop.
 ...be fulltime overlords.