Killing Something
Written by Carolyn Ritter and Bex Smith. Performed at the Kirkby Cabaret,
after Pirates in 2002. Sung to the tune of "Killing me Softly", by The Fugees.
I heard there was this MUGSS show
I heard it would be cool
And so, I came to meet them
And drank lots of wine.
And then they got me shit-faced!
And they persuaded me to -
(Chorus tune)
Sing in the show really loudly
Dance to the tunes that Mike played
Al was killing me softly with his moves
Killing me softly, with his grove
And Justin was waving his big stick
Waving his big stick
In his way
I went to Ross's cocktail party
I heard it was so much fun.
But I cant seem to remember
I spewed all night long
And then I kept on coming
For more and more and more
(Chorus tune)
They made me put on this bed sheet
It was embarassing
But worse was the smell of the pirates
Smell of the pirates, made me spew
Spending the whole night, with these guys
Needing some nose plugs!
Pee-ewe
And even though we were ready
Things didnt go so well
There was this misty fog thing
With crew panicking
And then the bells kept ringing
Rowena kept her cool.
| (Chorus tune) |
| Bex: | Now I am stuck doing social sex |
| Carolyn: | (Yeah she is) |
| Bex: | And she's going back to The States |
| Carolyn: | But I'll still be getting SPAM daily
Mugss SPAMs me daily |
| Both: | Yes daily
Spending my whole life with you MUGSS
Killing me softly
With your – (blow kiss) |
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