The Bad Coarse Actor
The Bad Coarse Actor
(To the tune of "What shall we do with the drunken Sailor?")
Peformed by a drunken enseble of male chorus types the Mikado '98 summer ball, I think.
What shall we do with the bad coarse actor
What shall we do with the bad coarse actor
What shall we do with the bad coarse actor
Early on in show week?
Leave him in the bar until the curtain rises
Leave him in the bar until the curtain rises
Leave him in the bar until the curtain rises
We don't want him sober.
(chorus)
Hooray beer and acting
Hooray beer and acting
Hooray beer and acting
All the way through show week.
What shall we do with the stressed committee
What shall we do with the stressed committee
What shall we do with the stressed committee
Early on in show week.
Give the buggers a shot of prozac
Give the buggers a shot of prozac
Give the buggers a shot of prozac
Lock 'em in the toilets.
(chorus)
How do we solve our back-stage problems
How do we solve our back-stage problems
How do we solve our back-stage problems
All the way through show week?
Drink more beer and use more gaffer
Drink more beer and use more gaffer
Drink more beer and use more gaffer
All the way through show week!
(chorus)
What shall we do with the female chorus
What shall we do with the female chorus
What shall we do with the female chorus
All the way through show week?
Shag 'em senseless, leave 'em smiling
Shag 'em senseless, leave 'em smiling
Shag 'em senseless, leave 'em smiling
All the way through show week!
(chorus)
Who shall we put on the complex tube map
Who shall we put on the complex tube map
Who shall we put on the complex tube map
After all the parties?
Kate snogged Pete snogged jo and aimee,
Ed and Chris and Bill snogged aimee,
In fact who has not snogged aimee?
She's a rampant slapper!
(chorus)
Saturday night, screaming and shouting
Saturday night, screaming and shouting
Saturday night, screaming and shouting
Who the hell can that be?
Oh my god, it's the old soaks,
Oh my god, it's the old soaks,
Oh my god, it's the old soaks,
Who the hell let them in?
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