Three Little Tarts
A parody of Three Little Maids from the Mikado
Peformed at Kirkby in 1997 by Penny Richards, Kate Kinnear and Kate Stinchcombe.
Three little tarts from mugss are we
Pert as a mugss girl well should be
Filling our wonderbras with glee
Three little tarts from mugss
Every man is a source of fun
Don't feel safe cos you might be the one
Life is a shag that's just begun
Three little tarts from mugss
Chorus:
Oh three little tarts whose eyelids flicker
During rehearsal flirt and snicker
Buy us a drink and we'll drop our knickers
Three little tarts from mugss
Three little tarts from mugss
One little tart has a bloke, oo-er
Two little tarts both envy her
If you are quick you could get in there
Three little tarts from mugss
Three little tarts who give their all
Write their names on the toilet wall
For a good time give us a call
Three little tarts from mugss
Repeat chorus
Three little tarts all mad for sex
One little tart pulled her sister's ex
Sorry Kate we couldn't resist
Three little tarts from mugss
Repeat chorus
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