Teenage Coarse Actor
Matt Lees and Pete Roberts have sent in their take on Teenage Dirtbag by Wheetus – which first saw the light of day at the Chrismas Ball 2001.
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
She sings in the female chorus
Oh how she rocks
In Victorian frocks
But she doesn't do Am Dram
And she doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a sad coarse actor baby
Ham acting and singing's my life baby
Listen to Trial by Jury baby with me
Her boyfriend's in crew
And he's got a maglite but
If only he knew
The pull of the limelight
Of the make-up and lights
and to sometimes wear tights
But he doesn't do Am Dram
And he doesn't give a damn about me
'Cause I'm just a sad coarse actor baby
Ham acting and singing's my life baby
Listen to The Mikado baby with me
(spoken) Oh shit I'm late for rehearsal!
Oh no, Oh no, I'm sure Al will know that I am missing
Oh no, Oh no, I'm sure Al will know that I am missing
Rehearsal didn't go well
My sword stabbed a pirate
And I still cannot tell
If he's faking or really dying
In arry's bar
She looks like a star
I hope that she'll do Am Dram
I hope that she'll give a damn about me
I've got two tickets to Iolanthe baby
Come with me Thursday don't say maybe
I'm just a sad coarse actor baby like you
Oh no, Oh no, I'm sure Al will know that I am missing
Oh no, Oh no, I'm sure Al will know that I am missing
'Cause I'm just a sad coarse actor baby like you.
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