Here's a Howdy Doo

Here's a Howdy Doo

A parody of the song of the same name from the Mikado
Never actually performed, but written during Mikado '98

Man:
Here's a howdy-do,
If I sleep with you,
I could catch a nasty syndrome,
When we have our kinky pin-down,
And I'm shagging you,
Here's a howdy-do,
Here's a howdy-do!

Woman:
Here's a pretty mess,
If you get-in my dress,
It's probable that I could maybe,
End up carrying your baby,
If we get undressed,
Here's a pretty mess,
Here's a pretty mess!

Doctor:
Here's a state of things,
Tartyness it brings,
Problems to the unprotected,
When their hormones are affected,
And committing sins,
Here's a state of things,
Here's a state of things!

Man and Woman:
I des-per-at-ly want to get you on the floor,
But the laws of safer sex we aughtn't to ignore,
If what they say is true,
I'm not safe sleeping with you,
Here's a pretty state of things,
Here's a pretty howdy do,
Here pretty state of things,
Here pretty state of things!

Man: Here's a howdy do
Woman: Here's a howdy do
Doctor:Here's a howdy do

Man and Woman:
For if what they say is true, I cannot, cannot sleep with you!
Here's a pretty pretty state of things,

All, spoken:
Here's a pretty howdy-do!