A Whole New World
This comment on the event that was The Gondoliers 2003 premiered
at the Summer Ball of that year. Duncan Smith performed it with
Karen Dixon.
(to the tune of A whole new World, Aladdin)
I can show you a world
Designed by Nigel its crazy
Plan was originally hazy
But it soon became quite clear
Let me show you this world
A dream of lifeguards, pink ladies
ballroom dancers and beauties
A whole new world (chalet maids running by)
of magic love and nudity
We're talking Samba songs, elastic thongs
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new show
With more coarse acting than before
We'll take it anywhere, we've wine to spare
Let Mugss share this whole new show with you
Nigel designed the set
The crew they thought he'd gone crazy
But later on they thought maybe
we'll get this bitch made in time
Did i mention my suit?
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me Princess, now when did
You last see so much pink – its a crime!
A whole new show (Why not have a balloon!)
With golf balls flying through the air (submarine to complete it)
We're talking Samba songs, elastic thongs
Let Mugss share this whole new show with you
A whole new show (just a little risque)
Won't be complete without a camp lead (make sure Granny's not watching)
We'll take it anywhere, wherever there's beer
Let Mugss share this whole new show with you
A whole new show
That's where we'll be
Cachucha song
Elastic thongs
For you and me
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