Yeomen Films

Yeomen Films

From the Yeomen 2001, stolen from Al King.....

Plans are afoot to put Yeomen on the big screen. Here are our favourites from the current plans:

2001: A Space Yeoman:
A black obelisk is discovered under the Tower of London. Soon a manned mission to Uranus is launched, but the mad computer AL9000 kills all the crew except Leonard Merryl, who reaches the alien obelisk and is transmuted into a galaxy spanning alien intelligence called a Ffairfax.

Confessions of a Yeoman (Phoebe does London):
Will Shagbolt gets his wicked way with all manner of butch soldiery in this gay porn romp. Big pikes all round.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Yeomen:
Fair as Fax, a diamond geezer, stars in a crazy heist plan to rob the Crown Jewels. "Nah what the f**k woz that?".

Yeomarticus:
"I'm Leonard Merryl!" "No, I'm Leonard Merryl!" "I'm Leonard Merryl!". Etc.

Top Yeogun:
Leonard Merryl joins the elite Yeoguns and has to prove himself with some funky dancing. Dialogue: "Yee-hah, Jester's dead!"

The Yeoman:
One cursed Hallowe'en the Antichrist is born. Disguising himself as the son of the aged Sergeant Merryl he arrives at the Tower of London and deaths begin to occur.

Four Yeomen and a Funeral:
Follow the disastrous romantic exploits of Leonard Merryl as he attempts to find his true love.

The Phantom Yeomen:
Prequel to the enormously successful Rose Wars series. The Yeomen have protected the galaxy with their amazing lightpikes for generations, but the nasty Darth Point is pursuing the young prodigy, Leonard Skymerryl. Fans of the series will be able to follow Leonard's fall to become the evil Darth Fairfax.

Being Leonard Merryl:
Jack Point, failed puppeteer, takes a new job on the 19 1/2th floor of the London Tower and discovers a strange tunnel behind the executioner's block that leads to an alternative universe populated entirely by Leonard Merryl.