As performed by Sarah "Tall" Harding and Leila Salarkia
at the AGM in April 2005. Sung to the tune of
Modern Major general from Pirates; Written by
Robin Adams.
I am the very muddle that we call a social secretary
There isn't much we have to do, just giving bouncers sex for free.
We gave you night-clubs, curries, pubs, a Christmas and a Summer Ball,
And parties too with people wearing very nearly bugger all.
And now the AGM has come it's time to pass the baton on
And so to find some nominees we thought we'd try a patter song.
We have to ask because we'll need a social sec, or two or three...
Can anyone here organise a piss up in a brewery?
Committee:
Can anyone here organise a piss up in a brewery?
Can anyone here organise a piss up in a brewery?
Can anyone here organise a piss up in a brewer-brewery?
Then why not come and stand for the most glamorous committee post?
You don't need brains or money skills, for this one you need tits the most.
If you can handle treasurers and Chairmen who are wet but hairy,
You're the very muddle that we call a social secretary.
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